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Somebody Say Something Funny

March 25th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

The news of the day is not so much fun, is it? And it’s been a while since I’ve shared any new sea stories - apparently because I either don’t have any, or don’t remember them - but it occurs to me that certain occasional readers may not be aware of some old ones.
Ecce: A [...]

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Old Ghosts

January 24th, 2009 · 48 Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

For some reason last night, Yeoman Seaman Locastro was haunting my memories. He was the Ops Yeoman in my first line squadron, my first deployment - more than 20 years ago. As such, he spent a lot of time in the ready room, where all the pilots prepared and briefed their flights, did their day [...]

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One Day - a Very Short Story

December 3rd, 2008 · 23 Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

Got a letter from an occasional reader today, a letter from the old days it seems. Back before there were strike fighter pilots to ease the burden of self-regard that simple fighter pilots labored under. I thought it would be worth sharing - it’s a very short story:
One day, long, long ago there was this [...]

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Log Book

November 2nd, 2008 · 44 Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

I have been forced away from the laptop to the study by SWMBO v3.0, and while awaiting the creaking and wheezing of the auncient G4 Mac as it updated itself to the very latest standards of system software, my restless eyes fell on my military flight log books, sitting there on a shelf, dusty and [...]

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Foggy Weather

October 21st, 2008 · 32 Comments · Flying, Tales of the Sea Service

It’s funny the way that things associate in your mind. I’ve been flying a little bit these days, all under visual meteorological conditions, since practically the only instruments kept up to snuff in the Vargas we fly are the altimeter and airspeed indicators. Not like the little planes were ever intended for instrument flight.
I’ve been [...]

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Into the Goo

September 1st, 2008 · 13 Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

Here’s a charmingly told story of a commercial airline pilot taking a turn or two in holding while hoping for the best at his filed destination. What it lacks in the kind of immediacy that goes with a 40-foot SAM zipping past your canopy like a bottle rocket or a hairy recovery behind the ship [...]

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Mere chance

July 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

I had a beer last Friday with an old friend, like me recently retired as a captain. We were roommates back in the day along with a third brother of a another mother, as lieutenants aboard the USS Constellation. A thousand years ago, or it might as well have been. A lifetime ago.
Do you remember [...]

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Tool control

June 27th, 2008 · 31 Comments · Tales of the Sea Service

In naval aviation, there are only two permissible places for a maintenance tool: In a technician’s hand, or in his tool box. There is a tool inventory before each job, and a tool inventory afterwards. If a tool is found missing, the entire squadron is grounded until the tool is found. Because it’s got to [...]

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Thrice frightened

June 5th, 2008 · 15 Comments · Flying, Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

I was deeply engrossed in work this afternoon when Son Number One surreptitiously penetrated my vital area unobserved. I started when he spoke, and he smiled, asking if he’d frightened me.
I don’t frighten, I replied, with serene equanimity. Although occasionally I might startle.
But that’s not entirely true.
I’d label it perhaps more apprehension than fear, but [...]

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So, what do you really think about me?

May 5th, 2008 · 40 Comments · Navy, Tales of the Sea Service

The Navy’s annual fitness reports make 95% of us look like top 5 per centers. You have to really read between the lines to know the straight skinny. By the time you’re a senior lieutenant, words like “demonstrates unlimited potential” mean you’re being damned with faint praise. After a while, you’re not supposed to be [...]

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